STUPID (GROANER) JOKE:

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One night, Joe drank 6 beers. When he finished the 6th, the doorbell 
rang. Joe answered it to find a 6-foot cockroach.  The cockroach 
threw Joe across the room and left. 

The next night, after his 4th beer, the doorbell rang. It was the 6-
foot cockroach again. It punched Joe in the stomach and walked away.  

The next night Joe had one beer. The doorbell rang and Joe slowly 
opened the door and saw the giant roach. It kneed him in the groin, 
and elbowed him in the back of the head. As Joe doubled over in pain, 
it left. 

The following night, Joe didn't drink any beer. But the 6-foot roach 
came back again. This time he just plain beat the living tar out of 
Joe and walked away. 

The next day, Joe went to the doctor.  "What can I do, Doc?", he 
asked. 

The doctor replied, "There's nothing you can do. There's just a 
nasty  bug going around." 

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